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I Want to Be a Liberal

 

Author: Lance Winslow

I have been told by my liberal friends that they are much smarter than I am because they hold the keys to understanding the world better. This is wonderful I thought and I decided I wanted to be just like them. In discussing world matters, business, politics, the flows of civilization, history, science, humanities and so many other worthy topics; I found interesting conversations with a skewed perception of course.

Unfortunately I found out I did not qualify to be a Liberal because I lived in reality and I paid attention to my observations and I understood the world. Having been successful in business, politics, sports and other various activities I found that my observations were not welcomed with my liberal friends. They were not interested in my knowledge or experience. Instead they told me that I was intellectually inferior to them. But luckily they would set me straight so they made me listen and it then recite what they had said.

But still I could not forget the truth or the reality of my observations in the real world and refusing to forget my memory I am not allowed to be a Liberal. The Liberals also said that there are certain things I cannot say even though they're the truth. Each time I would say something even if it was the truth I would be called unprofessional and anyone who is deemed to be unprofessional is unworthy.

Those who are unprofessional are not allowed to be liberals. In fact, I found that I could someday make the grade and be a Liberal if I were to just be like everyone else and stop telling the truth. So I am working on that now because I want to be a Liberal just like them. I hope to complete my training soon. Consider that in 2006.

Author Bio:

Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

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