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How to Win the War on Terror

 

Author: Lance Winslow

Many people say we can never win the war on terror and the international terrorists will just continue to blow up and kill innocent women and children wherever they feel like. They will continue to kidnap people and cut off their heads simply for a video opportunity for the Internet or Al Jazeera television.

Since we cannot win the war on terror let's just change the name. We are good that we change the name of everything. The United States Senate and the United States Congress often change the names on bills and new laws just so they sound cool and we can make an acronym out of them.

We may as well claim victory on the war on terror and call these international terrorists organizations such as; Hamas, Hezbollah and Al Qaeda; nuisances. Then we can have the War on Nuisances.

We should be able to rid the world of nuisances such as ice cream trucks, which drive through the neighborhood playing crappy music. We can chase them through the neighborhood with shovels and rakes. And tell them to play at XM Radio on the 80s station. Otherwise they are not allowed.

It makes sense to have a war on nuisances because so many things annoy us. Just think of all the fun we can have and all the taxpayers money we can save. That's how to win the war on terror, simply change the name and announce victory. Consider this in 2006.

Author Bio:

Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

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